INBOX

[dorkypantsuit]

CHANNEL FREQUENCY: 101.11011
DESCRIPTION: Basically he is always on the radio being obnoxious and looking for work. He will not apologize for talking nonstop to you.

MAIL BOX LOCATION: On the Ladder to Nowhere by his trailer door.
DESCRIPTION: A large kitschy maneki neko bank. Just slip your letter into the hole on the back of the cat's head.

Comments

Radio

[spaghettimonster]

[TIME POINT UNSPECIFIED, sometime into all this earthshaking bullshit, because generally the poisoned people didn't think to bring radios to the ball. But Papyrus is good at moving around quickly and agilely, gravity being kind of optional for him, and can recover it??? Handwavium.]

Hiiii boss, are you there? I'm here! And some things are happening. So I thought, I should check in!

[dorkypantsuit]

Papyrus!? Where are you????

[spaghettimonster]

I am--! Um. [Actually, where is he? He takes a minute to look around.] I am outside the manor. By a very fresh ravine. That's one of the things happening! The ground is breaking.

[dorkypantsuit]

The ground is-!?

I KNOW THAT! THAT'S WHY I WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!!

[spaghettimonster]

Well, I happen to be near one of the building chunks. Taking a look around. Fear not, I'm keeping an eye on...! Wow, that's a big scorpion.

[dorkypantsuit]

Get out of there! It's not safe you moron!!

[spaghettimonster]

Awww, I appreciate your concern for my safety!

[Something snarls, and gnashes, and crashes nearby.]

Whoopsidaisy! One moment.