ANYWAY, AFTER DELIVERING THAT LETTER FOR YOU, I GOT TO THINKING. A LONG TIME AGO, YOU TOLD ME TO STOP MAKING FUN OF MY BROTHER. AND NOW, YOU'RE ASKING PEOPLE, OR AT LEAST ME, TO SECRETLY DELIVER LETTERS TO HIM...
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY??? IS THERE SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO? NOBODY'S TOLD ME ANYTHING, AND I FEEL LIKE... I SHOULD HAVE THE CHANCE TO GIVE MY BROTHERLY BLESSING! AND DO THE TRADITIONAL OVERBEARING FAMILY THINGS, LIKE ASK WHAT YOUR INTENTIONS ARE, AND MAKE THREATENING PROMISES ABOUT SHOTGUNS.
PLEASE DON'T SHOTGUN MARRIAGE MY BROTHER, I WANT PLENTY OF TIME TO THINK OF BEST MAN SPEECHES.
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OR IS IT THE PSIIONIIC??
ANYWAY, AFTER DELIVERING THAT LETTER FOR YOU, I GOT TO THINKING. A LONG TIME AGO, YOU TOLD ME TO STOP MAKING FUN OF MY BROTHER. AND NOW, YOU'RE ASKING PEOPLE, OR AT LEAST ME, TO SECRETLY DELIVER LETTERS TO HIM...
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY??? IS THERE SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN YOU TWO? NOBODY'S TOLD ME ANYTHING, AND I FEEL LIKE... I SHOULD HAVE THE CHANCE TO GIVE MY BROTHERLY BLESSING! AND DO THE TRADITIONAL OVERBEARING FAMILY THINGS, LIKE ASK WHAT YOUR INTENTIONS ARE, AND MAKE THREATENING PROMISES ABOUT SHOTGUNS.
PLEASE DON'T SHOTGUN MARRIAGE MY BROTHER, I WANT PLENTY OF TIME TO THINK OF BEST MAN SPEECHES.
YOURS IN SIGNIFICANT CONFUSION AND CONCERN,
PAPYRUS